She looks beautiful in those photos.

Sorry

Yep, definitely the worst girlfriend in the world.

Worst girlfriend ever.

I know you don’t know exactly what it means (you probably think it means “very pretty” not “very beautiful”), but it still made me smile like a loony :)

Hope you’re proud of that accomplishment.

She isn’t gonna get hurt, as she doesn’t know. You’re not getting hurt, cos you still have a girlfriend.

So actually, when you told me everyone was gonna end up hurt, you meant that I would. Just me. Thanks.

Also, why is every single fucking song that’s coming up on my iTunes about love and friendship.

GODDAMMIT I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THESE TYPES OF SONGS. GIVE ME SONGS ABOUT MISERY AND HATRED AND BEING FOREVER ALONE.